We ignore the bedbugs that gnaw us as we sleep, and swat the flies that wake us up. — Don’t read this one: I started this article in 2018 and decided to leave it alone because I couldn’t figure out what the hell my point was. Lil Tay is either a hilarious post modern joke or a gravely endangered member of a family of lunatics. …

Feeling Awake is a symptom of dreaming Most dreamers feel awake. The words “I am awake” mean absolutely nothing. If you want me to believe you are awake, first convince me I am not dreaming. …

You’re probably already doing this. One of my great aunts just died. All things considered she was probably my favorite, but that's a low bar because I am American and as a people, we don't really care for the elderly. When I say we don't care for the elderly, I’d…

Projectiles Lead to a Different Theory of Property Yesterday, I was thinking that without our irrational desire to retain the things that we have in our hands by violence if necessary, for example your cell phone. Somebody could make a living just by walking around slashing things from people that weren’t worth fighting to retain. It doesn’t really…

If you are interested in leg attacks and have at least one friend, you could do a lot worse than Robert Degle’s Kani Basami instructional. …

Lose Unsightly Fat Without Cutting of Your Head — “Food had replaced sex as the primary source of psychopathology.”- Jordan Peterson, Renowned Intellectual It turns out I have body dis-morphia. I had been under the impression for years that my constant exercise and experiments with diet did not affect my appearance, yet when my wife shared a picture of…

The Mythological Russel’s Paradox: The biggest circle still has its border. — If you’re a big enough Tolkien fan to read the books, you’ve wondered what Tom Bombadil IS. Tolkien goes out of his way to say that he’s too short for a man, too tall for a hobbit, and too granola loving to be a dwarf. More importantly, to those of…